Devo suing McDonalds

Just read in this trib article that our mutant heroes Devo are suing McDonalds. I'm very excited about this because I'm excited about everything Devo does, but especially when they simultaneously buck the corporate conmen and ask for money. I really don't get it when people say "Devo sold out" or get mad about a commercial - they never said they wouldn't sell out, that's the whole point of Devo. Use the corporate culture against itself and meanwhile save our mutant souls. Devo gives us spudboys and spudgirls a way to cope with commercial sameness and bland mainstream culture by feeding it to itself, making it a cannibalistic dada mess that we can all sit back and laugh at. We are Devo!

hot cross puns with my ma and boompa

Kayte: We bake to differ

Mom & Boompa: Hope you got a lot of dough... if you knead it.

That was crumby... any way you slice it.

Kayte: Your puns are stale.

Mom & Boompa: Oh bag-uette! You're too well bread for such punishing language.

Kayte: I loaf my punny mama.

Mom & Boompa: I must confess, your grandfather is the source.. I donut
want to lie.

Kayte: At yeast you admit it!

Mom & Boompa: There's really muffin more to say.

Kayte: Rye did you stop punning? Wheat had a good thing going.

I oven't had enough yet. I barley started! Just can't leaven this
alone. Did I spelt that white? I'm on a roll!
Challah if you think of more!

Mom & Boompa: Boompa says this'll cracker up!

Kayte: Cat foccacia tongue? Ciabatta believe it.

Mom & Boompa: I'm done or at least half baked.

Kayte: Wasa matter? It's a pita there's no more puns.

Mom & Boompa: What's a rice girl doing in a place like this? This is

the last of the
hot cross puns so we'll wafer goodbye for now.

Kayte: Let's settle the scone.

Mom & Boompa: Rye-valry has risen to a new level but you're still the
toast of the town.

Kayte: An injera to one is an injera to all.

Mom & Boompa: I'd loaf to go on but naan can excel you.

Kayte: You're fulla crepe!

Mom & Boompa: A panini saved is a panini earned.

Kayte: Oh no, not agrain!

Mom & Boompa: Ready to turnover a new leaf?

Kayte: That one takes the cake. Boompa has really stollen the show.

Mom & Boompa: Cheap gas: pumpanickel.

Kayte: Wait a millet. Quinoa resolve this? It's getting tortilla out of hand.